Battle of the Interweb Max's

MAX BARRY LASHES OUT AT MAXIMILLIAN BARRY

 My son is pretty unassuming guy, which, if I were him, I wouldn't be, but that's another story. Apparently the author and creator of another web-site, Max Barry.com has seen his last google alert with his name, but referencing my baby boy; he's had it! Who can blame him, as he explains:

 " Lately my Google Alert emails have become polluted with other Max Barrys. I guess I knew it had to happen. I couldn’t have the web to myself forever. But all of a sudden there are three of us. The first guy to show up was okay. He writes about NFL. I gather that’s some kind of football. Not the good kind. But still. I was just glad he was doing something. I didn’t want some whiny, self-obsessed blogger Max Barry confusing everybody. I have that base covered.
  But now this third guy. I’ve been worried about the wrong thing. Because this Max Barry, he’s better-looking than me. He models. He’s younger. More hair. I guess that goes without saying. But really: tons of hair. He cooks. Plays tennis semi-professionally. Works as a personal trainer. Posts workouts-of-the-day to his website. Workout-of-the-days? Whatever. He’s a god, is my point. A toned, buffed, let-me-whip-you-up-a-filet-mignon god. He makes me look like crap.
At this point I haven’t decided whether to break into his house in the middle of the night and stab him or become fast friends and use him as my body double for TV interviews. That’s a decision for the new year."
 As a father should I be concerned? No. Proud yes, and a big shout out to Max at Max at www.maxbarry.com
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